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Growing a business in 2024 can be a pain-in-the- *ss.
Our job is to make it easier than BOILING WATER,
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Updated: September 16th, 2024

Dear Business Owner;

See, we understand. Growing a business can be a very hard
adventure. Like a real pain in the *ss. You probably spend most time wondering
where the next customer will come from.
Often stressed and hardly getting enough sleep.

You are already looking older than double
your age (when you are not a US president).
To make matters worse,
you are getting dragged in a billion ways.
Should I start a podcast? Or
create a blog?

Oh, maybe I should build a personal brand?
Or I should start dancing on TikTok? (heard that’s what’s working now).
Do I need to post about everything
happening in my life on Instagram?
What about the Al chatbot?
Seems that’s what’s reigning now too.
Or, should I run Facebook ads?
Spend $1k on a new logo?
Post 3 YouTube videos a day?
See, the lofty demands of the business
climate can make an average entrepreneur
develop a chronic case of “Shinning object syndrome”
Just because you want to keep up ahead
of the competition.

You feel like doing everything out there.
You mostly only end up doing a bit here
and there… nothing really important,
and before you know it, you are screaming at
your expensive M4 MacBook with all the
things you want to do but can’t yet do.
It’s a crazy “Horse, stick,s and Carrot Game”
Many people call it Hell,
It’s hotter than the Sun in Gombe  (20 Naira bike from hell fire itself).

See, we’d rather dip our balls in honey and
stake
it to an ant farm than operate a business that way.

But this isn’t about us, it’s all about you. The only reason you are reading this right
now is because somehow, your business
isn’t yet where it ought to be.
Or maybe you are running already but you
want to start flying.

More Steeze
More Freedom
More Money (a whole lot actually)
More security
More Beautiful Memories.
More Impact
More first-class and private jet flights (like we sometimes do) with your spouse to that special place far far away sucking on
a coconut with a little umbrella sticking out of it. Whatever it is for you…
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