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See, we understand. Growing a business can be a very hard
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where the next customer will come from.
Often stressed and hardly getting enough sleep.
You are already looking older than double
your age (when you are not a US president).
To make matters worse,
you are getting dragged in a billion ways.
Should I start a podcast? Or
create a blog?
Oh, maybe I should build a personal brand?
Or I should start dancing on TikTok? (heard that’s what’s working now).
Do I need to post about everything
happening in my life on Instagram?
What about the Al chatbot?
Seems that’s what’s reigning now too.
Or, should I run Facebook ads?
Spend $1k on a new logo?
Post 3 YouTube videos a day?
See, the lofty demands of the business
climate can make an average entrepreneur
develop a chronic case of “Shinning object syndrome”
Just because you want to keep up ahead
of the competition.
You feel like doing everything out there.
You mostly only end up doing a bit here
and there… nothing really important,
and before you know it, you are screaming at
your expensive M4 MacBook with all the
things you want to do but can’t yet do.
It’s a crazy “Horse, stick,s and Carrot Game”
Many people call it Hell,
It’s hotter than the Sun in Gombe (20 Naira bike from hell fire itself).
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